I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Randomize
