id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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