Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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