I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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