Whod you bang
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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