How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
try to milk me bitch
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