We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Bring me that man meat
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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