question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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