She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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