Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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