break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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