just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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