I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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