Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
After last night, I could never be a politician.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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