these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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