the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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