So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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