that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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