The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
