i barfeds in our rink
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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