The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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