smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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