It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
