You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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