she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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