That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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