whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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