I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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