how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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