i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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