i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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