i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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