After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
sex on a bike is impossible
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