But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
