he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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