at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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