I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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