He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We had sex on a dog bed..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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