Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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