Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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