the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
