: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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