we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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