she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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