then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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