At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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