I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Dicks are not precious.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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