no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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