Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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