i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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