He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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